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chinese dragon fire

a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.
Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.
by Jerry Woodstock January 26, 2011
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Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me
Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you
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The going currency in which one has to repay the other after wronging said other person.
Zev gave Sara the finger for no apparent reason, therefore owes her a Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF).
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Chinese Death Dragon

a Move Similar to the angry dragon but when performed by two chinese people and they must both be very angry at the time.
"i was watching some stuff on the internet last night and that woman got a chinese death dragon from that chinese dude.
by DHeery March 11, 2009
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chinese potato chips

The kind of pringles or lays (walkers) with fucking weird flavours that you've never even heard of. And you can't find normal ones in China.
personal experience with chinese potato chips:
I was looking for a salt & vinegar pringles, but instead all they have in supermarket is blueberry flavour, lemon flavour, cucumber flavour (WTF!), etc.
I mean seriously?! CUCUMBER!
by shawnofthedead May 14, 2010
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Chinese Dick Trap

Two men cut off a womans neck and begin to fuck it from each side. Eventually there dicks will get stuck. And they will have to push them together to get out.
Dude did you hear they cut out that chicks neck and turned her into a chinese Dick trap just because she wouldn't give them brain.
by Cunt-Hammer Thor August 5, 2008
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Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.
According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"
by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007
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