Shit Show Monday

A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.

Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.

by Muffin Crumbz November 21, 2010

South of the Border Shit

The ,shit, following eating really ,spicy, food. Usually very painful shit with lots of burning.

Reggie: After eating that shit I'm gonna have a South of the Border Shit man!

by The fat ass mexican kid July 9, 2011

Shit on my Nutsack

A phrase coined by the late Jaemok Lee, who used the expression to express serious distaste or displeasure in a relatively oppressive situation.

Yo Stuart, did you know the paper is due tomorrow?

Aw shit on my nutsack, I forgot about it.

by Mackdee April 20, 2010

Shit on my chest

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

gross piece of shit

gross piece of shit

ur a gross piece of shit u jew

by jewew69.5&ahalf October 30, 2017

shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

DR Shit Pants

Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short

"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"

by Danny169 September 17, 2012