spongebob my balls are stuck

a random meme i found

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck

by your left nut sack February 14, 2022

By my heel, I care not

An overly formal and archaic way to tell someone you don't give a shit. Its modern translation could be "Who asked?" Quoted from Mercutio in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".

Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not

by TryhardSarv March 2, 2022

we do it my friend

It's when you do it, my friend

my friend, we do it my friend

by .leo. March 5, 2022

What about my deal?

I’m still looking for someone to help me whack off some of my relatives. I want you to get a corrupt FBI agent or other official to kill them. I’ll sell them out to you guys. In exchange I will keep my word and never expose you. They know about the NWO and are very into gun rights. I want you guys to watch them. They’ve been giving me a hard time for so long and I would really like for someone to deal with them. Maybe for a few months, then take care of them. It would be so good to officially get them out of my life.

What about my deal?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 16, 2021

What about my deal?

Yeah. I would really like for them to disappear. They seem like people who would attempt to resist the NWO. But I got to let you know that I would sell them out to the government. Contact me for more information on them.

I would like to sell out some cousins and relatives in my family. I’d tell you everything you needed to know about them so you can track them down.

Basically, they have been taking advantage of me for such a long time and have never helped me and have been assholes to me for such a long time. I want you to get someone to take them out for me. Just to make sure that they are out of my way. Maybe you can get some corrupt people in government to watch them or whack them off for me? (Talking to UD Jews)

What about my deal?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 19, 2021

Boy from my dreams

That perfect boy. That one boy that always is in your dreams, hoping you wake up and that he exists. That one boy who is very sweet, tender, tough, handsome, hot and soft at the same time. That one boy is everything you like, a dream boy that has every little piece you like from every guy. You are so in love with him, but you are so fucking sad because you know, you just know that he doesn't excist... I feel that feeling, and I hate it, but I also like it, because it feels like you're in love, but the thought that he just doesn't excist makes me so mad and sad at the same time...

I am so fucking in love with someone. I feel in my bones and stomach that I am in love, but it is just a boy from my dreams...

by Wild Sunflower May 19, 2021

Going out of my mind

Oh, the light in your eyes
Is not shining the way it used to
And I feel our love is dying
After all the years
The laughter and the tears
Baby please, don't tell me that it's over
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind

Oh, I can't understand what you're doing
It's tearing us apart
'Cause I think that you're leavin'
I can't stand the pain
Never loving you again
Baby please, don't tell me that it's over
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Tell me, tell me, I'm crazy
Tell me, tell me, I'm wrong
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 26, 2021