During sexual intercourse the male sets his partners pubes on fire, then attempts to extinguish the flames with his sperm
by Cheeky sod May 4, 2014
Get the fire manning mug.Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014
Get the lonely mans wrist mug.when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
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Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,
Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.
Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.
Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others
Review
Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,
SCORE
13/17
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,
Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.
Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.
Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others
Review
Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,
SCORE
13/17
by WhenLoveMeetsFear May 12, 2014
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Get the man groom mug.The man lean consists of placing both arms (one on top of the other) on a balcony railing, and adopting a facial expression akin to that of one getting lost in fond memories of the past, while silently weighing up the pros and cons of waiting for one's partner to finally finish their shopping against vaulting the balcony and ending their suffering. Most commonly occurs in shopping centres/malls, and is similar in many ways to the man chair, although takes place outside of the store. A true form of silent struggle. Next time you see a man lean in progress, why not slip a brother a thumbs up, to let him know that things are going to be okay.
"Yo, dude, check it out, you see that right there? Man lean."
"Woah, he looks so...lost..."
"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."
"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."
"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."
"Woah, he looks so...lost..."
"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."
"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."
"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."
by RedderMist May 19, 2014
Get the man lean mug.in the 20's and 30's "the man from harlem" was the biggest pot dealer: today means any drug dealer with good shizit
by patchwolf June 20, 2014
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