Term used by males who often go after underage females due to lack of game; usually uses dry humor to distract them from his unnaturally small penis, otherwise known as "micropenis"
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Often characterized by just eating a salad with no dressing when you take them out on a date, and most frequently identified by the excessive amounts of Diet Coke they consume in a pathetic attempt to lose their repidly expanding fat asses. The DCDB is most often spotted at sorority meetings, any place where "guys are" and most often in either matching sweats, or the ubiquitous designer flipflop/skirt/skanktank combo.
Often characterized by just eating a salad with no dressing when you take them out on a date, and most frequently identified by the excessive amounts of Diet Coke they consume in a pathetic attempt to lose their repidly expanding fat asses. The DCDB is most often spotted at sorority meetings, any place where "guys are" and most often in either matching sweats, or the ubiquitous designer flipflop/skirt/skanktank combo.
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Get the bitch better have my money! mug.To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).
Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.
Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
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