Dirty Ivan

The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.

Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.

by M@tt H@ppens June 8, 2010

Spoon Dirty

Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period

Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!

by Julios August 30, 2007

Dirty Sylvia

A Mexican woman who receives an expired check from a job they never showed up to.

That Dirty Sylvia deserves what shes got coming to her.

by Guac1983 April 2, 2020

Dirty Bailee

A fat Mexican who smells like cheese and sits on the gear shift as if its a seat

“Oi cunt look at this dirty bailee”

by Jizzmaster68 February 10, 2019

Dirty Anmol

The act of shitting yourself due to watching your parents have sex.

Dude, last night I did a Dirty Anmol when I walked into my parents bedroom.

by Cake Obliteration April 26, 2020

Dirty Wizard

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.

Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.

by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011

Dirty Felix

When someone kisses you after they drank water

I just got a dirty Felix, a cool kiss

by cattle man August 25, 2021