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Doing a Colleen

Doing a Colleen, is when you do something so dumb that its unexplainable. Its the exact feeling you get when you want to shake your head at your dumb friends comment

We all have that one friend who is so uncoordinated, and not the brightest but we love them anyway...
Ffs, youre doing a colleen
by ohclean February 4, 2019
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Doing a Till

Where one heads off to university away from home but returns before staying any longer then week.
Man 1: "Hey man. You're a massive bender for doing a Till."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
by chimbles October 6, 2005
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doing physics

Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
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do sumthin

A phrase of motivation to get someone to move on from just bitchin' to actually "do sumthin'"
Man #1: I'm sick of not getting shit done!
Man #2: Well, do sumthin'!
by ididsumthin November 16, 2010
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Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.
Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!
by Psychological. June 11, 2010
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do wun it

Used to describe a situation that is worked out quite nicely and one is happy with the results.
Originated from Newbury, Berkshire.
'Yeah I've got eight Stellas for three quid! Do wun it!'

'Managed to blag a lift with Jamie on saturday night to that house party ... Do wun it!'
by RFK December 23, 2007
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Doing nothing

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)
1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020
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