MUM

Is very fat

Hey your mum is very fat

by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022

mum driller

when you drill the fuck out if somoness mun

my dad is such a mum driller she cant walk straight

by EDP117 June 7, 2021

Yur mum

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"

by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

by Project 571 March 8, 2013

ur mum

a slut;an old hag

what u doing

:ur mum

by emo2419 January 11, 2020

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay is the dankest shit of shit

Steve: Ur mum gay
Ur mum: No U

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk March 10, 2018