National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

Kakashi’s wife

A woman named Jasmine Westney is the wife of Kakashi Hatake from the Naruto series.

“Hey look there goes Kakashi’s wife!”

by kawaiiweeb December 3, 2020

Wife-in-Law

A blood-related sister in Alabama.

When my wife is “not In the mood” I go to my wife-in-law

by Pseudonummm num num April 22, 2023

brat wife

A rich mans' much younger wife who can use her charms to get attention and anything she wants.

That's Clare, the younger wife . I call her the brat wife because she's only got to look at John and he's shooting cash out to her account.

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3

Evie my fav wife is so pretty

by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023