Warrior Brain

A person who, without any critical or logical thinking changes into battle. Often to the demise of friends, party and family members.

"God, *name* is such a Warrior Brain."

by DiversionRoute April 14, 2024

headlight warrior

When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.

Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.

by sonyteevee July 03, 2024

Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.

“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”

by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.

Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.

by January 16, 2023

Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by May 18, 2024

torrent warrior

n.
1. One that has control.

poster: tpb never took it down i removed it because this is a 100 times better copy

leecher: I was like 95% done lol, happy you put up a better copy before I watched. You are superb torrent warrior.

by anonymous4815162342 June 07, 2011

Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.

"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"

by greatjofo March 01, 2025