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Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.
Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
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<.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025
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Wanted

"If you wanted what I want you to wanted instead of what you actually want... I wouldn't have to work to deprive you of the things you want until there's nothing left except the things I want you to want and suffering." Which is the plan. Do what I want of you consent to you own suffering. Another uno reverse. Not going to work because all other issues are secondary to my thing. I'll just kill a kid. You're effective trying to restrict everyone BUT me because I'll be too dead for anything you do to have an effect.
Hym "You've taken everything I've said I've wanted... And then FABRICATED ENTIRELY a reason for people not to be given those things... And you're trying to impose it from the top down. You don't know better than everyone. You have a God complex and the world improves the second you die."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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We Want Dallas

an idiotic statement said by butthurt Washington Football Fans meant to intimidate a superior team
Person A- “We Want Dallas”
Person B- “Who’s that dumb Washington fan?”
Person C- “Don’t talk to him he’s father-less
by nwball December 22, 2021
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Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.
Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
by Dosso90 July 20, 2025
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