round valley

the absolute worst school w the worst parties

ew you go to round valley?

by jizzflavoredjuulpods July 25, 2022

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

Valley Famous

Somebody who is famous in Castro Valley bu nowhere else

That dude organized s cruise night he Valley Famous

by ValleyRules August 29, 2022

Roding Valley High School

Roding Valley High School is a place where you will find a way to get a detention for doing absolutely nothing

I hate Roding Valley High school

by Mr price November 30, 2021

hoe valley poo clan

the original poo clan created by the lads, top hill in the playground was the ends no mess abouts

mumar was a strong link of hoe valley poo clan

by dripzinit October 20, 2020

South Valley Slammer

The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.

Hey John are you down for South Valley Slammers tonight? I’m trying to get after it.

by Quagmire Fritchenstein January 31, 2023