hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021

Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her

Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.

by Mtg187 July 9, 2022

unicorn bae

A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.

Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic

by EmoLillyx October 25, 2015

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012

Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.

Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?

by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021