Terrified Troll

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.

She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.

by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010

Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.

Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.

by GeordieLover August 10, 2010

trolling word

an often meaningless word, or phrase, that is supposed to mislead.

some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick diggers are perfect examples of a trolling word, often used in chat rooms as a censor-dodge

by Sexydimma January 6, 2015

Morality troll

Derivative of internet troll; an individual, typically with religious conservative viewpoints, who uses their religious views (their stated morals) as a basis of opposition to incite emotional responses from proponents of certain issues, such as same-sex marriage, assisted dying, abortion and feminism.

That person railing against same-sex marriage on the basis of his religion is such a morality troll.

by Againstpoattruth9999 December 15, 2016

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

Troll physics

sciense of troll

step one: cover your self in oil
step two: wait for rain
step three : walk out
step four: f̵̧̡̝̮̙̳̩͓̤̣̊͆̀̎̾̈́̿̆̄̏̈́̉̾̾͒͊l̴̢̟̞͖̻̑͆̾̄͘y̵̨̛̛̗̱̮̝̻̼͒̀͂͛̆͘͜͝͝͠
Troll physics bitch

by mexicanfoxnigga April 14, 2021

Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.

Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.

by ratnard July 24, 2012