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Miss Towers

A girl/woman that a boy/man makes up in order to impress other people or make them jealous. Usually someone he "meets" at a typical public place, ie camp, movies, Barnes & Noble, etc. by himself; "reveals" he had a past relationship with her; then tells about all the things he's "done" with her. It is important to note that a Miss Towers can be a real person that the boy/man actually DID have a past relationship with, a stranger, or just some random person who does not exist.
That boy's girlfriend has GOT to be a Miss Towers. He has a million friends and none of them have ever seen her.

Have you heard about Stan's new chick? No way she's real. Gotta be a Miss Towers- the population of this town is like 6,000 and no one knows her.
by katyara July 19, 2009
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towel skirt

A skirt that can be made by wrapping a towel over your waist. Commonly used by men after taking a shower.
Joe: "Since we had guest over, I couldn't just walk around the house naked after I took my shower. So instead I walked around with my towel skirt on."
by britto945 January 16, 2010
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towel power

During the time of hockey playoffs where towels are waved by fans. First started by the great Canucks and will always be done best by the Vancouver Canucks fans.

Every other team in the NHL had to copy their greatness.
Look at those amazing Vancouver fans doing their towel power proudly.
by nucks May 5, 2011
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Alton Towers

Popular theme park in England. Famous for a lot of rides including it's most trademark one, 'Oblivion'. 'Air' is most likely to break down whilst riding it and you're most likely to drop a shoe or hat in 'Nemesis'. A very enjoyable theme park but if you soil yourself on 'Rita' you're screwed.

Also commonly shortened down to 'AT'.
"Let's go to Alton Towers today Mummy, but I mustn't forget to bring a change of pants!"
"AT is so damn cool!"
"Did you hear, that oblivion at AT is so scary!"
by sianster April 8, 2008
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Towelie

"Hey guys, wanna get high?" ~ Towelie
by Princess Steve May 10, 2004
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eiffel towel

A variation of the prison fifi (where a prison inmate rolls a towel very tight, inserts a rubber glove into the towel, lubes it, and then proceeds to have sex with the towel). This variation consists of two men "hitting" both ends of the towel (requiring two gloves) and high-fiving each other in the process, hence the eiffel towel.
Wow, I'm really lonely brosef, we should do something constructive and get our eiffel towel on...
by 03UTREX March 26, 2009
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Social Tolerance

The liberal media's definition is you have to like and support it no matter what, not doing so means you're a racist or bigot.

That meaning is wrong. The true definition is you don't like it, support it, or encourage it. It means you just deal with it. It can still piss you off, but you just deal with it. So don't be fooled by the liberal media
South Park (where he tries to get fired from his job for being gay and explains the true definition of Social Tolerance).

Mr. Garrison:

" Look people toleranace doesn't mean you're forced to like it, or support. You just deal with it, it can still piss you off, BUT YOU JUST PUT UP WITH IT OK. Now, Can I please get fired so I can get my $25,000,000".
by Metal Pholosepher November 25, 2011
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