ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

by anxxss November 3, 2022

goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy

D'Ondre is a goon.

by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018

jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.

Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom

by BylrBr December 31, 2024

Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".

"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"

by YVLdoja December 4, 2024

Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024