An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
Get the Duck and Covermug. Squatting. Sitting.
The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.
The duck walker also looks like a slut.
The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.
The duck walker also looks like a slut.
by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009
Get the Duck Walkermug. A wank with rubber gloves on
by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017
Get the Rubber Duckmug. pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
Get the Duck taupemug. Duck on down and get you some
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)
by Fitzclash April 30, 2016
Get the duck sasuagemug. A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.
by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009
Get the Waddling Duckmug. As ducks make a repetitive quack sound, saying cunt repetitively makes a duck like noise. Usually used by young males in public to draw attention.
by Charles Fucking Money August 9, 2012
Get the Cunt Duckmug.