Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

I don't feel so good

A expression of not feeling well. Specifically used when you are turning into ash and there's a mid-age billionare uncle dad nearby.

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good"

by CalculusOP May 15, 2018

Feels nice but weird

Feels really good but you know it shouldn’t be feeling nice

My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird

by Bramblerosie4 December 26, 2023

'I feel' statements

Are a framing device used in therapy (couples therapy specifically) so that a statement made isn't seen as an attack.

Hym "So, no... 'I feel' statements are not the natural byproduct of female biology. People are literally being taught to speak like that. And (again), in terms of emotiality, You

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

feeling it eh

feeling the man muscles and saying feeling it eh
while deep throating

mans feeling it eh?

by SomeRandomFuckingWanker March 29, 2020

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

Feel free

When you audaciously assume the right to be disruptive or impolite by taking advantage of the chillness of others, especially when, as a passive participant in a large online meeting, especially Zoom, you suddenly leave the meeting, usually due to laziness, creating a loud disruptive "leave meeting" sound effect, knowing that you can act immaturely because all witnesses are too chill or powerless to enforce consequences.

"Sir I'm about to just feel free can you tell me what I'll miss during the rest of class"

by SpoilFloer April 20, 2022