Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

by Iwillshootyouintheass April 2, 2022

Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

by somethinguwu September 24, 2021

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009

Mud muncher.

An African American lesbian.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.

by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018

Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.

Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.

by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020

dirty mud

Dirty Mud is a man with coarse curly hair who wears his ex girlfriends bracelets while riding dirt bikes in the woods. He loves jumping on men.

Dirty Mud won his wrestling match today

by Jack Arc April 12, 2020