Kevin McMurray

This kid in fact, whips out his nuts on the bus to get his picture taken on a picture phone and lets girls look at them. They are saggy and his penis is so crooked, it looks like it runs a down-and-out. Fuck Kevin, fuck him up his stupid ass. This is from Derek nigguh.
Kevin McMurray has the most crooked penis that I have ever seen.
by nigguh hoslut February 28, 2004
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kevin jonas

Not the ugliest member of the jonas brothers. can sing. and still makes your heart melt. he's lead guitar, and plays that mother like it's his job...which it is.
I saw Kevin Jonas rockin out on his guitar, and it was pretty much orgasmic.
by BonusJonas January 03, 2008
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Cathy and Kevin

A couple perfectly suited for one another. Soulmates.
No one is more Cathy and Kevin than that couple holding hands over there.
by alente February 03, 2010
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dirty kevin

the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men.
a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face.
by cockpit July 13, 2008
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kevin zhang

boi its kevin zhang
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kevin rudd

The biggest douchebag ever to become Prime Minister of Australia.

He is a strong advocate of communism, censorship and homosexuals.

He pushes through legislation under the premise of 'Think of the children'.

A bad egg overall.
User 1: HOLY CRAP WTF OMGZOR THEY ARE FILTERING OUR INTERNET AND MAKING IT 83% SLOWER?!

User 2: Yep, you can thank Kevin Rudd for that.

by Liberal4Life December 23, 2008
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kevin jonas

Mr. Sexy.

The greatest guitar player. EVER.

Makes all the girls hearts melt. <3
by Courtneyyy January 05, 2008
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