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Crab

Crab 🦀
Person 1: "Crab 🦀?"
Person 2: "Crab 🦀."
by qtopsy August 7, 2021
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Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
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Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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crab
jessica: hey! OMG is that a crab?
me: yeah
by crablver69 August 26, 2021
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Crab Leg

Noun

A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.
Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–

Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*
by Villainnxx September 15, 2024
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Campion the Crab

Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.
Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?

Campion Brotherin: Yeah he's headed to Interhouse Musical Chairs to get the boys keen.

Campion the Crab: Yeah come on boys get around it.
by viewboy5988 November 25, 2024
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Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
by Linden&James December 5, 2024
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