brown pounder

The act of hitting someone so hard in roller derby that the impact with the ground causes their bowels to release and shit to spray up their back. There are many variations of this act, such as the brown pounder with ketchup, and/or cheese.

SHIT MONIQUA! You just slammed me so hard, I left a brown pounder on the track!

Bitch, yo betta start pray’n! We’re gonna hand out brown pounders to your WHOLE TEAM this bout!!

by The BrownPound Bandit June 23, 2011

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

Brown Christmas

A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.

Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas

by MilkmanWes October 9, 2015

brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.

by SMcoolcrew August 9, 2011

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Brown Tipping

Anal Sex, for Gentlemen.

I walked in on Howard brown tipping the woman he met at the tennis match...

by RWalk2316 April 4, 2011

council brown

Cannabis resin. It's called council brown because it is predominately bought in council estates.

Did you get council brown or weed ?

by Big Yin July 9, 2005