Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

keys without the e

...pretty self explanatory. Remove the "e" from the word "keys" and you get... "kys".
Used to bypass filters blocking "kys"

Person 1: you fucking SUCK at this game dude
Person 2: consider this: keys without the e.

by Stuck At SawCon April 14, 2024

somerset academy key

Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.

Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.

by dishurtsasf October 7, 2021

key krack

shit on some boys keyboard and than squish it into the keys

I just did a key krack on lewis!

by ozmosis25 March 11, 2018

Alicia Keys

Alicia Augello Dean (né Cook) Is a singer-songwriter who completely fell off the face of the earth awhile ago.

What happened to Alicia Keys?

IDFK

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016

keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command

your mom knows keis

by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021