Hand san

What Aussies are gonna be calling hand sanitizer during The rona

Hey man, I couldn't find any Hand san at the shops today.

by Iboredidie March 30, 2020

Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

wubba hands

when you smell your hands randomly, and they smell like pussy

"Wow, my hands smell really good! I must have wubba hands!"

by thedarkshight November 12, 2017

Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.

James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.

by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018

Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.

girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!

by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011