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head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.
My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.
by DJP August 23, 2003
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Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
by Zeflar July 1, 2004
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Fromunda' Cheese

The accumulation of fermented "Duck Butter" from under the male gentiles. It creates a thick layer on the "gooch" that looks strikingly similar to cheese.
Fromunda' refers to "From-unda my nuts!"
Eww!!! Martine just wiped his fromunda' cheese all over Dave's face.
by nate.tec.mi October 22, 2008
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mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli
girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!
by myafhf August 7, 2009
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mac and cheese

A term used by close friends when in a group to indicate they would like some privacy for about five minutes while they masturbate. This usually occurs in a group of gamer friends on a Skype chat, or similar online chat program.
Hey man, I'm gonna go make some mac and cheese. I'll be back in five minutes.
by Joseph Gibson January 11, 2009
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chicago cheese

The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"
by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018
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Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.
I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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