limp tard

A slang/ diragatory term that conservatives use towards liberals.

"Alex jones thinks john oliver is a straight limp tard"

by Renaology April 19, 2018

tard

Object of free sexual gratification.

Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

koosh-tard

Any person who encompasses the traits of both a jerk and an idiot.

Dude, that mime in the park was such a koosh-tard!

by Megan and Michael October 10, 2008

Fuck Tard

A person who fucks up everything in a way of not knowing their fucking up. Fuck Tard.

Look at this fuck tard, he can't wipe his ass without getting it up his back.

by FcknFredward December 19, 2016

brev-tard

The act of being retarded when it comes to peoples lame abbreviations of common words used in a sentence

Julie text-ed me ILY and I replied "what are you talking about" she said nvm. I had to explain what a brev-tard i was before she admitted she said I Love You

by andy00716 December 1, 2011

'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

ee-tard

A combination an Idiot and a Retard.

God, Chels, your such an ee-tard.

by Becca (ah-masing)!! June 27, 2008