Make a bird mouth with your hand slide it into her vagina. Open abruptly mimicking the mouth of a sock puppet. She will scream like an eagle. The screaming eagle
Hey last night I gave Marie the Screaming Eagle I stuffed my hand in and opened it real wide and she screamed Like an Eagle the cacawww!
by Waddleswithwood December 2, 2017
Get the Screaming Eagle mug.Fred: I'm gonna kill Dean! He stole my freaking pencil!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!
by Joshdadestroyer February 21, 2018
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by Rmb102 February 28, 2018
Get the Sneaking Chickens mug.When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.
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^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax
*And what's that??
^I ignore you simply until you stop
*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!
^...
*And what's that??
^I ignore you simply until you stop
*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!
^...
by Yononimo April 20, 2018
Get the Speaking Tax mug.Dude 1: “Hey dude, I must’ve slept with like twelve chicks last night... at once. I should’ve tried drugs years ago.”
Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”
Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”
by basiqwhitechiq May 29, 2018
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by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
Get the Screaming cat's testicles mug."A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her
"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2
by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 14, 2018
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