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better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.
How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008
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Fuck Stick

"Joe is being a fuck stick right now, just sitting on his lazy ass."
by Jace Erin June 27, 2007
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Fire Stick

When you pour alcohol or any other burnable liquid on your dick and light it on fire and then a girl proceeds to put out the inferno with her mouth and/or Vagina.
that bitch was insane, she performed the fire stick like a champ
by ander4333424 November 20, 2010
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Pot Sticker

An adorable little Asian baby, male or female.
We want to adopt a little pot sticker from China.
by Word Kreator February 19, 2013
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your mom on a stick

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....
me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!
by joe/ jake wismann January 29, 2008
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stick

Picking on, bullying, being mean.
"I like your hair today!"
"Me too, but I've got alot of STICK for it though."
by *Chrissy* August 30, 2006
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Rape stick

"I'm gonna rape you with my rape stick."
by Nate Hurd November 19, 2004
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