fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.

Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel

by DistractedMatt November 14, 2015

Grey squirrel

A squirrel that is grey. It destroys trees, eats all the food from a bird feeder and makes a horrible noise.

Max: Why is there a massive hole in my bird feeder?

Sam: A grey squirrel chewed through it.

by Doge_123 June 27, 2016

To squirrel

To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).

"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"

"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."

by SquirrelTalk December 21, 2016

Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.

Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!

by wci2003 April 11, 2019

mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020

Country Squire

A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.

Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.

by rickaroni14 December 7, 2021

Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

by Chrypt November 8, 2017