Doge_123's definitions

Muntjac

A small deer that is found in the UK. It's about the size of a dog and it is not native to the UK.

James: Is that a dog?
Luke: No it's a muntjac.

by Doge_123 June 27, 2016

Grey squirrel

A squirrel that is grey. It destroys trees, eats all the food from a bird feeder and makes a horrible noise.

Max: Why is there a massive hole in my bird feeder?

Sam: A grey squirrel chewed through it.

by Doge_123 June 27, 2016