Seven

1. Quite possibly the most formiddable number ever to be counted, It is derived from the latin term severa meaning "several" the number seven is typically used as a threat among gangs along the eastern coast as to the fact that seven is the largest number in the illiterate faction of gang members usually causing great confusion amongst all when uttered. Also seven is the number of deadly sins according to the bible making the number seven actually demonic in nature.

2. Seven also referred to as "Lucky Number Seven" ironically, the term is mostly used as respect torwards the number as angering it causes terrorism, earthquakes, and swine flu among the general population.

Hey kids remember if you dont worship seven..there'll be another 9/11

Father i have sinned....
There there my son your going to hell.....
Fuck you nigga im not going to hell im going to seven

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven's a nigga

by LemonNormalGuy May 21, 2009

Seven Pounds

Approximately 3.175kg.

"The newborn baby weighed seven pounds."

by isn'titamazingthatallthefuckin January 12, 2009

cat stevens fro

To have nipple hair.

Dude wax that cat steves fro you little bitch.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 11, 2005

Avenged Sevenfold

I. - (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) A terrific band that receives very "little" praise from the rock fanbase. They are--with a doubt--metal/rock. Such songs, like Desecrate Through Reverence, or Clairvoyant Disease (their best songs), are considered to be metal.

II. - (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) An amazing band with unique guitar riffs. They are among the few rockbands nowadays that 'actually' know the definition of intense. The vast majority of their songs have quite a bit of originality and taste.

III. (Aven-ged' Seven-fold; noun) Term for a childhood prodigy, whose talents and efforts are vaguely summarized as good.

I and II. - Jared Boucher: Hey, Jim... Have you ever heard of Avenged Sevenfold before?

Jim: I may have. Are they any good?

Jared Boucher: You bet.

III. - I hate that Avenged Sevenfold. He's not eeeeeveeeeeen gOoodz! Mhhhher! Nothing compares to Slipknot.

by Music Junkie 227 October 25, 2009

Steven

\stee-vin\ noun

1. A drunk.

2. Alcoholic beverages.

-verb- To get Stevened
1. To drink...usually to excess.

Oh my god...Look at that Steven all passed out!

Hey, pick me up a bottle of Steven on your way over.

How Stevened are you?!?!

by Ralonz October 21, 2007

Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause

An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"

Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.

by Slaughterhouse April 22, 2007

steven jigsaw

Fictional name invented by Alexander Davies of Elliot Minor during the prank call webisode (Webisode 20).

The reason that I'm changing my name when I get older, and what I'm changing it to.

Hi there, my name's Steven Jigsaw

by The SquirrelMeister February 22, 2008