Shrekonomics

Da study of da financial status of everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre wif funnel-shaped ears.

Fortunately for our chubby grass-colored swamp-buddy, Fiona liked him just for himself --- she had simple tastes, and so she really could care less about da shrekonomics of da union.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Shrek

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

shrek

Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart

"I just want to Shrek you"

by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

Shrekitus

Shrekitus is a rare disease, its when your hands turn green. Once you wake up the next morning you will turn completely green.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.

Why am i turning green?
Do I have...shrekitus?

by shrekistus March 29, 2023

shrek

god

shrek is god

by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023