Self-care package

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

by Blue Collar Bandit February 28, 2021

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

Self Sucky Fucky

When you get really horny and have no girl or boyfriend so you suck your own dick. You either have to be really flexible or remove 4 ribs.

I am so horny right now time for a self Sucky fucky

James what are you doing in there I hear loud noises self Sucky fucky

by Sucacock November 10, 2021

Self-Induced Rape

The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.

Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!

by TylerStone696969 August 29, 2019

self pity boy

Someone who blames his parents for his shitty short comings never takes responsibility for his own crap , expects his parents to buy him everything and take all responsibility for everything he says and does ,so ungrateful unkind,rude and needs a good wake up call

That's one self pity boy

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

self made billionare

its not real

theres no such thing as a "self made billionare"

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Mindless Self Indulgence

good band to get high to.... no doubt, plus hot bassist lyn z and one crazy muther fucking lead singer named jimmy urine who does some fuckd up shit on stage involving his dick.

eh man, lets blaze up and put on some mindless self indulgence (msi)
- good idea.

by JDisME February 18, 2008