*sad*

Used in online conversion to express sadness.
Me: I failed.
she: *sad*.
by issoh March 12, 2018
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Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch
Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him
by Blackercracker December 05, 2024
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Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano
"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."
by jamlew12 November 04, 2016
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no friends #sad

no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO
umar:hi

asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh
by heisish June 07, 2022
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Sad guys

A group of gamers that all ways has that one dude who’s just there for the memes
Damn those sad guys are soo cool, I wish I could be like them
by Yeetdog2000 February 02, 2020
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sad guy

The per who wrote the "H" definition for "nugget"

Here is what he wrote:

H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
"The person who who wrote the letter "H" defintion for "nugget".!

"I don't know who wrote the definition "H" of nugget but that person is a sad guy.!"
by Mister Geetuyu July 26, 2021
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Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
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