Wet Sandwich 

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.

"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."

Wet Sandwich by Lee Bens March 25, 2009

ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

ham sandwich by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

Bluff Sandwich

A person who lies, cheats, steals, and acts like a Bluff Sandwich. Can be applied to anyone/thing.

Jim: Man, last night that bitch was on my nuts!
Tom: Shut up Nigga, you a Bluff Sandwich!

Would you like peanut butter with that bluff sandwich, bitch?

Bluff Sandwich by BigMC March 1, 2005

cockmeat sandwich 

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.

"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"

cockmeat sandwich by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

turkey sandwich 

run bitch or prepare to run

man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!

turkey sandwich by gooch is awesome January 15, 2008

tuna sandwich 

eating out a woman on her period

tuna sandwich by Anonymous June 4, 2003

south sandwich islands 

a volcanic island chain that is southeast of the falkland islands.

I took a trip to the South Sandwich Islands.

south sandwich islands by JOHNSON October 17, 2003