reverse pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are the opposite of young people (traits associated with people older than themselves).

Guy: Stacy only dates men who are really tall and successful because she likes that they seem really mature.
Other Guy: Wow, she sounds like a reverse pedophile.
Stacy: Hey, I can't help the kind of person I'm attracted to!
Other Guy: Tell that to the pedophiles in prison.

by NamiestName October 01, 2019

Reverse Griddle

When you get a hand job after you tucked it back.

Boots gave me a reverse griddle last night.

by Fuzzynuffin June 29, 2020

Reverse Cloudgirl

The act of getting nicely positioned between a tweeker's legs (preferably a female tweaker but whatever grabs your spunted brain), rolling a juicy bowl of Tina, taking a nice long hit on that bowl, and then blowing that big, fat cloud right into your tweaker accomplice's spun pussy (and/or other available orifice/s). Relax and recover oxygen in your lungs, and enjoy the show in front of your spinning eyeballs.

Hey Mistress M, spread those legs and grab the bowl after I take this hit, your vajayjay is about to be on the receiving end of a Reverse Cloudgirl.....now open wide.

by 360Archer November 16, 2021

reverse beaulieu

The act of performing anal sex on a panamanian blue monkey while giving a gay male a feces unibrow

Dean sure does spend a lot of time in the forest with mark. They must be doing a reverse beaulieu

by Johnnyb7230 November 03, 2011

reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.

me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass

by longdiggitydong July 19, 2021

Reversed Colossus

When your obese partner rides you in the reverse cowgirl position.

Y’all, I experienced the Reversed Colossus last night when my obese sister hopped on my pecker and took me for a ride.

by Critical_Fail March 04, 2021

Reverse Boat

Found in most common households. To many people, it is called a bathtub.

Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 22, 2019