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The Right Can't Meme

1: The REAL truth of the internet: The political right (US Republicans, Trump supporters, boomers, etc.) is uncapable of creating internet humor, and any attempt at doing so will automatically end up getting ratioed extremely.
Lots of these have to do with their lack of empathy toward the oppressed, their consistent racism, their use of the projection fallacy, or their cherry-picked Christian values. What the right doesn't understand about the left's meme "theft" is that the right's memes were never funny in the first place, therefore it is up to the left to improve, make wholesome, or remove any meaning from their original meme.

2: the subreddit showing off examples of definition 1. Constantly at war with The Right Can't Meme.
Lefty 1: Ugh, Ben Garrison just made another dumbass political cartoon! Why does he think that everything against him is "woke"?
Lefty 2: No wonder the right can't meme! Don't worry, there's so much labelling here it's BEGGING to be made into a cum edit!
by pixelator5 August 30, 2022
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right

Guaranteed to all Americans by the constitution, but slowly being taken away through social aid programs, censorship, and bannings.
Bill: I don't smoke, but i do believe that it is the right of an adult citizen of this country to smoke if they so choose, and that it is the right of any privately owned company to choose if they will allow a person to do so.
Ted: Yeah, and why should a privately owned company not be allowed to hire or fire anyone for any reason they want.
Bill: And what about trying to censor the internet, or the censorship of radio, tv, and print. Why is it not the choice of the company what they allow on their networks?
Ted: Indeed, and let's not get started on the patriot act.
by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007
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righter

more right , more correct

look at the fucking word and guess retards
Im righter than you are.
by Alex-Caity February 18, 2009
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Right Hand Rule

This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.

There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.
"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."
by E. Jack Ulator November 19, 2009
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Women's rights

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "Women's rights"
Guy 2: ROFLOL!!!!!
by bwhahahahahahah12345678910 December 9, 2008
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right-to-lifers

A group of anti-choice terrorists involved in the murder of doctors, bombings of women's clinics, and the daily harassment of women, doctors, nurses.
Ironically, right-to-lifers have no respect for women's lives.
by Juxtaposician September 1, 2009
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equal rights

Equal treatment of all races and colors (Good). Sometimes used as a front for calling someone a racist(bad).
1. Hey Xing-Hou lets go play golf (Good example of equal rights).
2. Jim: Hey bob, your not very good at soccer
Bob: YOU RACIST BASTARD (bad Example)!
by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 19, 2005
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