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Mark queef

When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink
Student T "damn it stinks in hear."

Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"
by Yeet407 January 30, 2020
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Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
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Queef

Someone who regularly appears on the "Tuesday with Stories" podcast
Did you listen to last weeks podcast with those two queefs?
by Gaullus April 12, 2020
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Queef Hunter

A man or adolescent youth who finds the action of a woman passing gas through her vaginal cavity entertaining or pleasing.
"Gosh, Johnny, you sure are a queef hunter!"
by Queefing Queers March 12, 2020
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queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"
"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"
by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020
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stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,
"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,
by Stale Queef November 19, 2020
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queef

queef is love, queef is life
by br1anna November 27, 2020
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