Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.
Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
by Jdandts December 12, 2013
Get the porn palsmug. Kinky pornographic material that involves a girl (or boy) venturing into the forest in search of the mysterious hair covered mongoloid, and they do it in the forest.
Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.
by sasquatchlvr68 September 6, 2010
Get the Sasquatch Pornmug. by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017
Get the porn nailsmug. Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
by stormont6703 August 25, 2011
Get the Porn Panicmug. "When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."
"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."
"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."
by Big Teddy K May 4, 2012
Get the Porn Poetrymug. Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008
Get the porn screwedmug. Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.
by hardyanimal February 15, 2021
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