Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Polish

When referring to sex or fetish, to polish off refers to the act of bringing a male to completion using the feet, toes, soles (I.e. footjob)... While barefoot or while wearing accessories such as socks or pantyhose.

He asked me to polish him off with my fuzzy slippers, but I couldn't get the mess out afterwards.

by Ferralyn river January 26, 2021

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.

Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.

by potentiallydead March 13, 2013

Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020