Pineapple hairs are the green stuff that is on top of the pineapple. this is used by Anix in his Bikini bottom video.
by keeton_0507 June 16, 2020

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by anonymous November 25, 2023

Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

"ok it's gonna be called pineapple hairs" -Anix 2020
The green stuff on a pineapple
"woah look at that green stuff on sponge bob's house" "yeah they're called Pineapple hairs"
Pinapple hairs are the green stuff on top of a pineapple
The green stuff on a pineapple
"woah look at that green stuff on sponge bob's house" "yeah they're called Pineapple hairs"
Pinapple hairs are the green stuff on top of a pineapple
by Luci.Gossey June 17, 2020

by Snicker_bitch April 22, 2017

What sponge bob lives in.
by Murdering time June 17, 2018
