Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.
Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018
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Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.
by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019
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Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."
by Edward Hotspur September 29, 2013
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paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
by Gas man August 11, 2023
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Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.
1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.
by amdb4z November 11, 2017
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 29, 2024
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 29, 2024
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