To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

The Open Pipe

A man with the girl knowing puts anal bead standing up and when she sits on em they'll ram up her ass then he rips em out leaving a pipe sized hole

Girl:Ow that hurts like hell
Guy: Sorry it's just the open Pipe maneuver

by Craopycraopy January 20, 2021

AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.

To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021

open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.

"open up the cheese trap 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😩😩😩😩😩😩✅✅✅✅✅✅🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🤞💯😮😮😮😮😮😮🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by b1lth July 10, 2024

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025