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When a mongolian MAN invades your home (usually your kitchen), warms you up a hot pocket, force feeds it to you, then proceeds to bang on a pot while banging you... ;
by LAP(s) April 11, 2010
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by jvgarren March 14, 2007
(noun)(fm.)A drunken mess that overly exaggerates their sexuality, often in the form of "oops" pictures, that were really no accident.
by TTAY November 01, 2006
You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.
"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"
"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."
"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."
by Mysticircle373 September 08, 2016
when the lips of the vagina are all brown and flappy like the meat coming out of the side of a roast beef sandwich
by Kangarooster562 December 14, 2010