jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014

Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation

I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long

by Slow Asian January 10, 2010

the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Jizz Whipple

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.

Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!

by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011

Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.

The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.

by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018

waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010