dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

take a dave

Take a Dave: To suddenly leave or step away from a place or situation without any explanation.

Person 1: “Yo, where’d Mark go?”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”

by jadealchemist280 November 15, 2025

Dave

White British male.

It's bakin', init Dave?

by SteamUser24632332 March 4, 2022

Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid

-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?

by Deehari March 30, 2022

Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.

purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.

by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021

Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.

I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.

by Ted Longford October 2, 2020

Dave

Dave is always gay. prove me wrong.

Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?

by Piggliewink February 19, 2022