Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

Hand Yank

A type of handshake used by alpha males to assert their dominance over the recipient of the handshake. Often used, and made famous, by Donald Trump, It involve grabbing the subject's hand firmly, yanking it towards yourself and maintaining the lock for as long as possible.

An awkward scene was created as the captains of both rival teams attempted to hand yank each other.

by TechnophileDude June 25, 2017

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

Hand san

What Aussies are gonna be calling hand sanitizer during The rona

Hey man, I couldn't find any Hand san at the shops today.

by Iboredidie March 30, 2020

Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

Penis

by Big penis man July 24, 2020

Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013