virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

rope virgin

A person who has had no sexual interaction while being tied up or tying
another person up.

Connor: He is a total rope virgin!

Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.

by 420 Berry It January 20, 2018

Virgin Burns

Friction burns on the shaft of ones penis. Caused by violent masterbation.

Dude....last night i got the WORST virgin burns from wacking to your girlfriend.

by PneumoniK October 23, 2012

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012

Virgin seagulling

The act of seagulling, but with hand sanitizer, soap, or milk.

Bro let’s go virgin seagulling, it would be perfect for you. A virgin.

by Granola4life May 12, 2023

Virgin's Day

Virgin's day it's celebrated on the February 15 to commemorate those who remain cool 😎 🧨💥

Some dude: Happy Virgin's day!!
You: Happy Virgin's day!!

by MinuitJinn February 12, 2023