A dumb person who can't do shit
by YoussefIt'snoah May 23, 2018
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1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
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1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
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1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
Get the Noah mug.that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.
guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
by hunnnn January 9, 2018
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by Noah MacPhee January 6, 2020
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by Naya Glt January 7, 2020
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Get the Noah mug.Noah is an all around great guy (Who is smoking hot)with an amazingly funny personality! He is a dirty blonde/brown haired boy who is always making jokes and trying to cheer everybody’s day. Even when he is sad, he will still try to make your day.
by AmazingmcCool January 15, 2020
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