by Raven Maroney January 28, 2025

A play on the term “opposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.
by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

by JimboSlice13 July 14, 2017

by Butchylad April 8, 2023

by susguyhwopokemon October 28, 2022
